Out to dinner with my family:
- Waitress: Can I take your order?
- Dad: I'm torn between the pasta and the grilled chicken
- Me: Nothings fine, he's torn
- Waitress: He's all out of faith, this is how he feels
- Me: He's cold and ashamed lying naked on the floor
- Waitress: Illusion never changed into something real
- Me: He's wide awake and he can see the perfect sky is torn
- Dad: *looks between waitress and me*
- Waitress: ill get you free drinks just for that
- Dad: what just happened